I’m not trying to brag, but I’m in a mansion, on the beach, in Turks and Caicos and what am I doing?? Watching endless loops of Alyssa Edwards gifs… Life is good today!:)
This looks like some sort of opilionid, aka harvestman. The two front appendages with the claws at the end arent legs but instead mouthparts, much like how a scorpion has large clawed mouthparts.
I literally want to crawl under my desk and weep at the sight of this